Power Rankings: Nine best J.J. Watt recruiting efforts

J.J. Watt is taking a scientific approach to his first free agency.

The rest of us aren't nearly as patient.

It's not every day a three-time Defensive Player of the Year hits the market. So everyone -- from NFL players to hockey teams to hot dog establishments -- is recruiting Watt harder than when he left Pewaukee High School.

Here are the nine best shoot-your-shot posts to lure J.J. to a new team:

9. Eagles tackle Lane Johnson with the classic eyes emoji

8. Jets tackle Mekhi Becton busts out the chant

7. Culver's Frozen Custard digs up some sweet receipts for the Packers

6. Bills WR Stefon Diggs wants to talk Buffalo, Bills long snapper Reid Ferguson wants to talk Chelsea

5. Legendary Windy City eateries want J.J. in Chicago

4. WWE star The Miz makes an emotional pitch for Cleveland

3. Switching sports? That's a Wild idea

2. DeAndre Hopkins wants a desert reunion for some unfinished business

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